There is something wrong with this
Apparently, Jennifer Lopez is going on her first tour.
This is the part of Hollywood that I hate.
She starts off as a dancer on In Living Color, does some other crap that sucks, dates Puffy/Diddy/P Diddy/whatever, dates Ben Affleck, stars in some movies that suck(except The Cell), marries Marc Anthony, all the while becoming more famous and is now…going on…her first…tour…ever…
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(takes breath)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Well, I’m going on tour next week. I may not have People Magazine talking about how many outfits I changed into during my set, but I will be seeing some of you again. That makes my heart smile.
See you soon.